In all fairness, a year or so ago that joke would have been spot-on. You could have all the bitcoin you want, but you couldn’t exactly go down to your corner shop and buy a Kit-Kat with it.
However, now we’re in 2018, and things have changed. There are plenty of ways cryptocurrency millionaires can spend their “hard-earned” crypto-cash.
From the most expensive slice of pizza you’ve ever heard of, to high-life living in Dubai, there’s something here to whet the whistle of every underage bitcoin tycoon.
So, after you check this Ripple guide on Crypto Head and make your crypto-fortune, you’ll know how to spend all that virtual cash that’s burning a virtual hole in your virtual pocket.
An Apartment in Dubai
Looking to pack it all in and live in one of the rising powerhouses of the Middle-East, a place which boasts the largest complex of man-made islands in the world, a place where you can buy tea laced with gold like it’s just a cup of Lipton?
Look no further! If you’re after trading in the grind for the high life, consider an apartment in the Aston Plaza in Dubai. Prices start at $127,800 – or a mere 52 bitcoin.
A Brandy Distillery
Hey, you! Young bitcoin oligarch! Have you been thirsty for days and just not known what to purchase with it?
Luckily, it’s the end of your woes. On luxury bitcoin ecommerce site Bit Premier, you can buy a brandy distillery in Hungary for a meagre 73 bitcoin, or $339,000.
Make, bottle and enjoy your own brandy in the beautiful Hungarian countryside.
You’ve mastered the art of acquiring crypto-wealth, so why not put that wealth to good use and expand your mind with a quality University education?
Luckily, the University of Nicosia in Cyprus offers a degree in cryptocurrency, which you can of course pay for with the stuff – for a five per cent discount. Learn more about your favourite form of monetary exchange, while shaking some of it off.
Want to put the ‘fun’ back in ‘funeral’? Pay for it in cryptocurrency!
In Minnesota, at the Crescent Tide Crematorium you can cover the cost of sending your loved ones off with cryptocurrency. Even better, each funeral purchased with cryptocurrency comes at a 3% discount.
Everyone loves pizza. So, what could be worse than having a bitcoin-bounty worth millions of dollars, with no opportunities to splash out on a tasty slice?
Luckily, PizzaForCoins allows the average bitcoin enthusiast to exchange some of their crypto-funds for a delicious pizza, at some of the nation’s most beloved outlets; Papa Johns, Dominos, you name it. No more will bitcoins leave you hungry.
Want to fly and fly away? Five years ago, that just wouldn’t have been an option with cryptocurrency.
However, the times are changing both on land and air. Last year, Air Baltic became the first airline to accept payments in cryptocurrency. Airfare aggregator CheapAir also excepts cryptocurrency for its flights.
No longer does your bitcoin bind you to land – take off and fly.
A Dinner in Germany
So, you’ve met someone, and you want to impress them, but you only really have cryptocurrency to play around with. That means you can’t really take them to your local eateries for a fancy dinner.
But have no fear! Whisk the object of your affection away to Berlin, where it’s estimated as many as 10% of customers pay with cryptocurrencies in restaurants.
With so many Michelin star eateries to choose from, you and your lover are surely to have a whale of a time, as you splash out.
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